Gossip Girl, Season 1

[Blair wakes up confused to see Chuck sleeping on her bed and slaps him]

Chuck:
Ow!

Blair:
Who? What? When? Where? Why?

Chuck:
We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.

Blair:
And you were on the floor.

Chuck:
I didn't want to hurt my back.

Blair:
Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.

Chuck:
Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?

Blair:
Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.

Chuck:
That was one time, it was chilly.

Blair:
Ugh, enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.

[Chuck looks at his watch]

Chuck:
Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.

Blair:
Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.

Chuck:
I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. [Blair pushes him out the door] You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.

Blair:
Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face!

Chuck:
I love it when you talk dirty, Blair. [Blair slams the door in his face]