Gossip Girl, Season 3

Blair:
Morning! Oh, I see the moving in went well!

Chuck:
Hey Blair.

Nate:
Blair..

Chuck:
Excuse the mess. How was dinner? Did you and Serena worked things out?

Blair:
Oh no, she took off immediatly, thank God. Then I had to relieve her for mentor duties. Is that pole artist wearing my agent provocator corset?

Chuck:
...

Blair:
Just make sure she's careful under the high hooks, they pinch. I just came to grab a dress for tonight! [Goes to the other room]

Chuck:
The last time I saw Blair that freakishly calm...

Nate:
...Was when Serena left for boarding school.

Chuck:
And you know as well as I do, the calm won't last. And when it breaks, there are going to be pieces of Blair all over the wall. And I really don't want to clean up that mess.

Nate:
What is she and Serena fighting about this time?

Chuck:
Basically, how each one loves the other more than the other loves her. [Goes to her bag, takes and hides her phone]

Nate:
Can you even fight about that?

Blair:
You might want to ring house keeping. Chocolate leaves a stain! Toodles!!