Gossip Girl, Season 6

Blair:
Did someone order a thanksgiving spread?

Chuck:
You just cost my dimwitted doorman his holiday bonus.

Blair:
Don't blame him. I told him you called for a stripper and obviously, I'm a convincing one. I've come to kidnap you and bring you to Serena and Dan's Thanksgiving.

Chuck:
I'm not going anywhere you are, unless you want me to call security.

Blair:
Don't be a Grumpy Gus. Bart and Lilly won't be there. Come on, let's get you cleaned up.

Chuck:
What part of our last conversation do you not understand. As long as I cannot defeat my father, we can never be together.

Blair:
Just because we can't live happily ever after, doesn't mean we can't have a little fun once in a while.

Chuck:
We made a pact. Need I remind you, what that means?

Blair:
But it's been too long since Monaco. Pocahontas needs her John Smith.

Chuck:
I always thought of myself as a more John Rolfe kind of man.

Blair:
That's my Chuck. You can play both, after dinner.

Chuck:
And you're sure Lilly and Bart are gone?

Blair:
They are. And now, so is my appetite. When was the last time you showered?

Chuck:
Only if you'll join me.