Gravity Falls, Season 1

(Stan attempts to drive away, but his car is stuck in the mud. He calls out to a man who is walking with a donkey.)

Stan:
Hey you! Uh, Donkey Boy! Give me a hand with my car, will ya?

Man:
Here in 1863, I have never heard tell of a "car." Tell me, what is this magic wheel-box?

Stan:
C'mon, Steve, you're a mechanic for Pete' sake! Cut me some slack!

Man:
"Slack?" I am unfamiliar with this bold new expression!

Stan:
I can't take it anymore. (grabbing the man by the collar) I'm getting dumber every second I'm here!

(Sheriff Blubbs and Deputy Derland run over, batons drawn)

Blubbs:
Are we gonna have to intervene?

Stan:
Oh, look. The "constable!" What are you gonna do? Throw me in "ye stocks?"

(Cut to Stan being locked in the stocks)

Stan:
Oh, come on!!