Gravity Falls, Season 1

Stan:
Watier, give me a glass of the cheapest, most expired apple cider you've got.

Soos:
Right away, Mr. Pines!

Stan:
Soos? What are you doing here?

Soos:
Ever since the Mystery Shack closed, I've had to take a bunch of part-time jobs - grave digger, bus driver, really awsome cook. Is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?

[The kitchen is, in fact, ablaze. Soos runs off with a fire extinguisher.]

Stan:
You're a good man..child, Soos. But it's not looking good. The whole town loves Gideon and hates me. If only they know how evil he really was!

Soos:
[putting his arm around Stan] Hey, I'm here for you, dude!

Stan:
The entire lower half of your body is on fire.

Soos:
Shhh...we're having a moment.