Greg the Bunny, Season 1

Jimmy:
Charlie Sheen creepy, or Charlie Manson creepy?

Alison:
It was, like, your own brand of creepy.

Jimmy:
Wait a minute. Don't--don't tell me that you really go for that... big, dumb, good-looking, you know, working-out, hair-brushing, shaving--

Alison:
What, have you, like, watched too many sitcoms where the--the quirky underdog who steals the heart of the unattainable woman? This is the real world, my friend.