Hannah Montana, Season 2

Miley:
Lilly why do you read that tabloid trash, it's nothing but lies...

Lilly:
[reading tabloid] Hannah Montana looks fabulous...

Miley:
...with the occasional glimmer of truth.

Lilly:
You didn't let me finish. [reading tabloid] ...too bad she's really a guy!

Miley:
You have got to be kidding me!

Lilly:
I can't believe you didn't tell me! [gasps] You slept over my house! [gasps] You borrowed my bras!

Miley:
Hey I look good in a mustache. Oh yeah, I would totally date me.

Lilly:
Me too.

[share weird look]

Miley and Lilly:
[in unison] Awkward!

Lilly:
Oh oh.

Miley:
Let me guess, it's another article about Jake Ryan isn't it.

Lilly:
It says his movie is done and he's back in town for the premiere.

Miley:
Big whack, I don't need some guy who kisses me knowing that he's about to leave for 6 months and do some stupid movie.

Miley:
Jake could fall out of the sky wearing a tuxedo and I wouldn't care.

[Jake falls from the sky in a parachute and a tuxedo.]

Lilly:
Um, Miley?

Miley:
I'm serious. He could come down, giving me a dozen roses and it would make no difference. Zero! Zilch! El zippo!

Lilly:
What if he got on his knees and begged you to take him back?

Miley:
Like that's ever gonna happen.

[Lilly points to Jake and Miley turns around and sees him.]

Jake:
Sorry it's only one rose, but I did bring chocolates.

[Chocolates fall from the sky into his hand.]

Lilly:
Not just chocolates. Chocolates from the sky!

Miley:
Jake, I don't know what to say, so I guess I'll just show you how I feel

Lilly:
Thank you!