Haven, Season 1

Nathan:
Do you remember third grade?

Duke:
I remember you really liked the Pet Shop Boys.

Nathan:
Spring. You waited inside for me with a bunch of your friends after gym class. You're all smiling, congratulating me.

Duke:
Do we have to do this right now?

Nathan:
Yep.

Duke:
Okay. Okay. I told you that Carla Rose had a crush on you.

Nathan:
I felt like I won the lottery.

Duke:
Nathan, that was 25 years ago.

Nathan:
You all slapped me on the back. Remember that? "Go talk to her. Talk to her." So I walked down the hall and I got up to her and I felt like my heart was beating out of my chest. I finally open my mouth enough to actually tell her that I liked her too...

Duke:
She screamed.

Nathan:
Screamed because there was blood dripping down my back. From?

Duke:
The tacks that we stuck in it.

Nathan:
When you were "congratulating me." You had a pool going on how many you guys could stick in my back before I noticed.

Duke:
Sixteen.

Nathan:
Sixteen.

Duke:
Nathan, if it wasn't for me, you never would have even talked to her.

Nathan:
I didn't talk to another girl for two years after that!

Duke:
I was eight years old!

Nathan:
Uh, so was I.