Haven, Season 1

Nathan:
I hear you're afraid of Max Hansen.

Duke:
Ah, screw it. Normally I'd try to act all manly, but, yeah, I'm terrified. Why do you ask?

Nathan:
Make it a lot easier on you if he was dead, wouldn't it?

Duke:
Are you offering?

Audrey:
Where were you earlier, Duke?

Duke:
Oh, did somebody take care of my little problem?

Audrey:
Just answer the question.

Duke:
They did? They- Thank you! Thank you! That is outstanding. All right, hmm? Oh, no, don't worry about it. I'm not offended that you asked. It's fine. So... How did he die?

Audrey:
He was swallowed by a crack in the ground.

Duke:
He was swallowed by a crack in the ground, yes! Yes. Nathan, come on. I mean, if I could do that, why am I out here playing Jed Clampett with a shotgun in my lap?