Highlander: The Series, Season Six

[Flashback to 1640, an inn]

[They are sharing a bed, under strictly honorable circumstances]

Kyra:
I've never met a Scotsman before. Tell me, are they well armed?

Duncan:
Ah-hem. What exactly do you mean?

Kyra:
I mean their swords, of course. What did you think I meant?

Duncan:
Oh, well, your French toad stabbers, they're fine for some, but they're kind of puny.

Kyra:
You think them small?

Duncan:
Och! They're hardly worth your while. Now a Scotsman's weapon, that's another matter. Once it gets going there's nothing that can stop it.

Kyra:
Really?

Duncan:
Aye. Two hands to hold the thing. I doubt you could even hold it.

Kyra:
Surely you exaggerate.

Duncan:
No, not a wee bit. Come to Scotland and I'll show you.

Kyra:
Scotland?

Duncan:
You dinna think I could bring it in here did you? I mean the bloody thing wouldn't fit through the door.

Kyra:
Oh. Oh, you mean your sword.

Duncan:
A claymore, of course. What did you think I meant?