Hill Street Blues, Season 1

Davenport:
[regarding her client, Heidel] Where is his paperwork?

Belker:
Just about to get started.

Davenport:
Was he Mirandized?

Heidel:
Counselor, would you give the guy a break?

Davenport:
Was he or was he not Mirandized?

Heidel:
Yes, I was!

Davenport:
Button up! Any evidence of theft on or about his person?

Belker:
Yes and no.

Davenport:
"Yes and no?"

Belker:
What happened was, I think I saw him swallow some rings and things.

Heidel:
You see, what-

Davenport:
Don't say a word.

Belker:
Uh, the captain is looking into a court order for stomach X-rays. In the meantime, we're just sitting around, waiting to see what comes down the pike, as they say.