Hogan's Heroes, Season 2

[Col. Backscheider of the Gestapo and two agents, Muller and Sonntag, kick in the door of Hogan's hotel room]

Backscheider:
You will consider yourself under arrest.

Hogan:
Champagne?

Backscheider:
I will question you here. If your answers are not satisfactory, you will be taken to where the atmosphere is more conductible to getting at the truth.

Hogan:
That sounds fair.

Backscheider:
I am not concerned with being fair. Muller, Sonntag.

[Backscheider's men begin to search the hotel room]

Hogan:
Are you sure you won't have some champagne?

Backscheider:
Research done by the Third Reich shows that champagne shrivels the Achilles tendons.

Hogan:
Really?

Backscheider:
The French foot soldier was only able to march seven-tenths of a mile... before collapsing.

Hogan:
Poor devils.

Backscheider:
I think it has attacked your brain. You are obviously an American, yet you openly rent a large suite in the best hotel in Paris, in the middle of a war... almost inviting a call from the Gestapo!

Hogan:
You were very prompt. My congratulations.

Backscheider:
[Frowns, puzzled] You wanted a call from the Gestapo?