Hogan's Heroes, Season 2

[At Gestapo headquarters, Antonovitch, a White Russian acting as Himmler, is touring the cells; on Backscheider's orders, Muller is trying to stall for time]

Muller:
Herr Reichsfuehrer, if we only wait until Colonel Backscheider gets back...

Antonovitch:
He is on the way?

Muller:
Oh, yes, sir!

Antonovitch:
Well, hurry!

[As the group passes by Klink's cell, Klink addresses Muller and spots Hogan, who quickly moves out of sight]

Col. Klink:
Oh, Captain Muller, excuse me... Colonel Hogan? I thought I saw Colonel Hogan.

[Antonovitch is now standing directly in front of Klink's cell]

Antonovitch:
Do I look like a 'Colonel Hogan'?

Col. Klink:
Oh, no, sir! Not at all! It's just that since I've been to Paris, I seem to only see and hear... [Laughs nervously, then looks to Muller] This wouldn't be Reichsfuehrer Himmler! [Looks back to 'Himmler', suddenly very nervous] Would it?

Antonovitch:
Who is this man?

Muller:
Ex-Commandant Klink, your excellency, from Stalag 13. Suspected of complicity in the Tiger matter.

Col. Klink:
Your excellency, I am completely innocent! All I've done- with the exception of some harmless delusions- all I've done is come to Paris on my seven-day leave and never had such misery, sir. Never.

Antonovitch:
When is your leave up?

Col. Klink:
Tomorrow, sir!

Antonovitch:
[To Muller] Let him out.

Col. Klink:
Oh, thank you, sir! Your reputation for generosity and fairness-

Muller:
Let him out?!

Antonovitch:
Tomorrow.