Hogan's Heroes, Season 5

Schultz:
My Herr Ex-Kommandant!

Klink:
What is it, Schultz?

Schultz:
I have good news and bad news.

Hogan:
Give him the good news first, Schultz.

Schultz:
They ordered you to be shot first thing in the morning.

Klink:
That's good news?! What's the bad news?!

Schultz:
They're not giving you a blindfold.

Hogan:
It's hard to believe, even for the Gestapo.

Schultz:
They're asking for volunteers for the firing squad.

Klink:
Ha! They'll never get any volunteers from my men!

Schultz:
I beg to report Herr Kommandant, they did.

Klink:
How many volunteered?

Schultz:
Seventy-six.

Hogan:
How many men do you have?

Schultz:
Eighty-two.

Klink:
At least six of my men are loyal.

Schultz:
No, Herr Komandant. Two are in the hospital and four are on furlough.

Hogan:
Well that makes it unanimous.

Klink:
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We only have EIGHTY men!

Schultz:
Not counting the two deserters. But they came back this morning when they heard you were going to be shot.