Holby City, Series 8

Holby City (1999-present) is a medical drama television serial broadcast on BBC One in the United Kingdom. It follows the lives of surgeons, nurses, other medical and ancillary staff, and patients at the fictional Holby City hospital. The show is cu… more »

Abra:
So…a Consultant, a Registrar, an SHO and a Scotsman go into a pub. And the barman says -

Kyla:
- What is this, some kinda joke?

Abra:
Ta da. Well that's it, you've heard both my jokes now… So you'll have to tell me one.

Kyla:
Um. Well there was this surgeon, and there was this nurse.

Abra:
And the surgeon, he's, um, bit of an idiot, tells really bad jokes?

Kyla:
They are pretty bad, yeah.

Abra:
But the nurse… is really beautiful?

Kyla:
I dunno about that.

Abra:
Oh, I think so. What's the punch line?

Kyla:
There isn't one… Yet.

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