Holby City, Series 9

[Watching Matt from a distance.]

Dan:
The last person I saw standing like that was Julian Clary.

Maddy:
He's not gay!

Dan:
Has he made a pass at you?

Maddy:
No.

Dan:
I rest my case.

Maddy:
You are such an ass sometimes.

Dan:
Fifty quid says he is.

Maddy:
Done.

Dan:
Okay, now you've got to prove it.

Maddy:
He's not gay, I know he's not!

Dan:
You've slept with him you tart! I wanna see pictures of this.

Maddy:
Of course I haven't.

Dan:
Oh don't be so offended, you Sam Strachan girl you.

Maddy:
What if I got a third female party to verify he'd made a pass at them? Would that do?

Dan:
Okay, but I still wanna see pictures!