Holby City, Series 9

[Discussing Diane's dislike of Jac.]

Dan:
You two ever thought about mud wrestling?

Diane:
Why is it she thinks she's got Lord Byrne wrapped around her little finger?

Dan:
They're having wild sex when we're not looking.

Diane:
Actually, they were getting on terribly well after the tele-surgery at the hotel.

Dan:
No, he's 70 odd. I think a spell to put lead back in pencils is beyond even Miss Naylor.

Diane:
Oh, I dunno, she's such a witch.

Dan:
You think Lord Byrne would stoop that low?

Diane:
Maybe not.

Dan:
Listen, ah, Friday morning, I, ah, got a golf tournament, you couldn't cover me could you?

Diane:
What's my reward?

Dan:
Wild. Unlimited. Sex.

Diane:
[Shakes her head.]

Dan:
With me, not with Lord Byrne.

Diane:
Still no.