Holby City, Series 12

[Sacha Levy has just finished a very public phone call to his mother while on duty on the ward. He is now staring at a patient's feet sticking out of her bedsheets.]

Jac:
It's a foot! I think you'll find her hernia and bowel operation a little further up.

Sacha:
You've been to medical school, haven't you? You kept that quiet.

Jac:
Why don't you carry on trying to work out one end of your patient from the other and I'll deal with the rest of the ward.

Sacha:
Oh, thanks. [He looks at the patient's foot.] I'd say that was swollen.

Jac:
I'd say it needs a good wash.

Sacha:
Would you say that was swollen?

Nicky Van Barr:
Maybe. Any blood in the sputum?

Sacha:
No.

Jac:
It's customary here for the doctors to do the diagnosing. Although I'm sure you've already asked for your mother's opinion.