Homicide: Life on the Street, Season 1

Felton:
It's impossible to partner with someone when they're trying to quit smoking.

Pembleton:
It's the guilt trip they run, right?

Felton:
I feel like I gotta post bail everytime I take a cigarette out. Every time I take one out, I can feel Howard's eyes burning a hole through the back of my head, like I just abandoned her.

Pembleton:
I quit smoking once. Gonna quit again. Someday for good.

Felton:
Me too.

Pembleton:
I quit for 3 months once.

Felton:
8 months.

Pembleton:
8 months? That's impressive. 8 months?

Felton:
Well, not straight, no. Over the years, I quit smoking 10 times for a total of 8 months.

Pembleton:
We should stop smoking.

Felton:
Our partners, they know what they're doing.

Pembleton:
They do; don't they? Self-righteous bastards.