Homicide: Life on the Street, Season 3

Munch:
This is just a stupid formality. We gotta go all the way down there just so some bureacrat, some puny bureacrat who's overfed and probably got bad skin, so he can feel important?

Lewis:
Don't open your mouth.

Munch:
Me? Open my mouth?

Lewis:
No, no. Promise me. I gotta hear it from you. Say, I'll be good.

Munch:
I promise I'll be good.

Lewis:
Oh, and there's one other thing. Don't wear that tie with the little bhuddas on it. It's ugly.

Munch:
And what's wrong with that tie?

Lewis:
I wouldn't give directions to a guy wearing a tie like that.

Munch:
Well, guess what? That just happens to be my lucky tie. I love that tie. Felicia gave me that tie.

Lewis:
Well, there you go. I rest my case.