Hotel Hell, Season One

[Gordon walks into the kitchen after John served him a raw soft boiled egg.]

John:
Fire away buddy.

Gordon:
Are you having a laugh at your family's expense?

John:
No.

Gordon:
Big tall hat, big jacket and you can't boil a (bleep) egg.

John:
You want a fried egg? You want French toast too? How about some pancakes?

Gordon:
What the (bleep) are you doing? You don't care, do you?

John:
I do care.

Gordon:
You're a (bleep) joke.

John:
(interview) Those are what we refer to as fighting words. Gutsy thing to do. Especially in a kitchen full of sharp knives.

John:
It has never been a joke for me. Ever.

Gordon:
"Come play at my school. I'm the head master!" You're acting like an absolute idiot.