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How I Met Your Mother, Season 1

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

Little girl:
Do you have a fiancé?

Lily:
Marshall was here yesterday, they just learned the word fiancé.

Robin:
Oh no, I don't have a fiancé.

Little girl:
Then who do you live with?

Robin:
Well, actually, I've got five dogs.

Little girl:
Don't you get lonely?

Robin:
No, I've got five dogs.

Little girl:
My grandma has five cats and she gets lonely.

Robin:
Well, yeah, that's cats, I'm not some pathetic cat lady, not that your grandmother is some pathetic cat lady - does anybody else have questions?

Little boy:
Are you a lesbian?

Robin:
NO, ARE YOU? Jeez. [mumbles] Every woman that lives alone is not a lesbian.

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