How I Met Your Mother, Season 2

Lily:
[about Ted's boss, who has designed a building resembling a penis] I can't believe how Mr Druthers treats people, and that building? Talk about overcompensating.

Ted:
He's not usually this bad. It's just that his partners have made it clear that this project is make or break for us, so lately, he's been testy. [Lily and Robin smirk] You know what I mean, crotchety. [Lily and Robin begin to laugh] I'm just saying, it's been hard on him. [Lily and Robin laugh harder] All right, stop.

Robin:
Did you show Lily your design?

Ted:
No.

Lily:
What design?

Ted:
It's nothing.

Robin:
It's fantastic. Just for fun, Ted's been working on his own design, and it doesn't look at all like male genitalia...at least, not healthy male genitalia.

Lily:
You should pitch your building to Druthers.

Ted:
Are you kidding? He's Hammond Druthers! He's a legend - I'm just part of his team. This building is huge for the firm, so it's important that we don't blow it. [Lily and Robin collapse laughing] All right, enough!