How I Met Your Mother, Season 2
Ted:
So I guess that decides it.
Marshall:
Yep.
Barney:
Hanging out at a coffee place: not nearly as much fun as hanging out at a bar.
Ted:
[Looks at Marshall's cup] Hey, what's that?
Marshall:
What?
Ted:
That cute coffee girl wrote a heart by your name! [in a sing-song voice] Somebody has a crush on you!
Barney:
[in a sing-song voice as well] Somebody thinks you're me!
Marshall:
Well, what if the heart doesn't mean anything? What if she writes them on all the cups?
Ted:
Mine says "Ted", no heart.
Barney:
Mine says... "Swarley"... How'd they get "Swarley" from "Barney"? It's not even a name. Who would ever be called "Swarley"?...[sees Marshall and Ted smile] Oh, please don't start calling me "Swarley"... This would never happen at a bar! [leaves the coffee shop]
Ted:
Man! What's up with Swarley?
Marshall:
I know. You almost never see old Swarlz get that upset.
Ted:
Psssh.
Translation
Find a translation for this quote in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"How I Met Your Mother, Season 2 Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2025. Web. 7 Jan. 2025. <https://www.quotes.net/show-quote/39867>.
Share your thoughts on How I Met Your Mother, Season 2's quote with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In