How I Met Your Mother, Season 2

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

Marshall:
Hi, we need a marriage license but we need to skip the waiting period because we're in love.

Clerk:
Aaww..I'm gonna waive this waiting period right now!

Lily:
Really!?

Clerk:
Is what I would say if I could waive the waiting period but unfortunately only a judge can do that.

Lily:
Oh, so can we see a judge?

Clerk:
Absolutely!

Lily:
Really?

Clerk:
Is what I would say if there was any chance of you seeing a judge today, which there isn't.

Marshall:
[clenched teeth] Why are you doing this to us?

Clerk:
Because you're on CANDID CAMERA!

Robin:
Really?

Clerk:
Is what I would say--

Marshall:
You know what? We get it.

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