How I Met Your Mother, Season 2
Marshall:
Hi, we need a marriage license but we need to skip the waiting period because we're in love.
Clerk:
Aaww..I'm gonna waive this waiting period right now!
Lily:
Really!?
Clerk:
Is what I would say if I could waive the waiting period but unfortunately only a judge can do that.
Lily:
Oh, so can we see a judge?
Clerk:
Absolutely!
Lily:
Really?
Clerk:
Is what I would say if there was any chance of you seeing a judge today, which there isn't.
Marshall:
[clenched teeth] Why are you doing this to us?
Clerk:
Because you're on CANDID CAMERA!
Robin:
Really?
Clerk:
Is what I would say--
Marshall:
You know what? We get it.
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