How I Met Your Mother, Season 2
[Flashback.]
Ted:
I'm sorry, but i'm not apologizing! Look-I was just trying to put the guy back together. You smashed him to pieces!
Lily:
Are you seriously not going to apologize for leaving that message?!
Ted:
NO!
Lily:
Why not?!
Ted:
BECAUSE, Lily, this summer you were KIND OF A GRINCH!
Robin and Barney [present]:
Oooooooohhhhhhh.
Lily [flashback]:
[coldly] You'll be sorry, Ted Mosby.
[Present, at MacLaren's.]
Barney:
Ted Vivian Mosby!
Ted:
That's not my middle name.
Barney:
You kiss your mother with that mouth?!
Ted:
Like you've never said that word.
Barney:
I don't kiss your mother with my mouth. Yet...
[Barney sneezes]
Ted:
Are you sick?
Barney:
Is it sick to find maturity and experience sexy?
Ted:
No, I meant do you have a cold?
Barney:
I'm fine. [blows his nose; Ted and Robin look at him] I'm fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out. If you'll excuse me, holiday is the time when people are lonely and desperate. It's the most wonderful time of the year.
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