How I Met Your Mother, Season 2

[Lily is panicking because the Fiero's brakes are too strong, the inertia splattered their takeout food all over the interior.]

Robin:
Shut up! Now listen to me. The clock is ticking. Okay, first thing: we scoop up all these little pieces of tofu and cabbage. Next, what we need to take care of are the messy parts; the pools that have collected. We gotta soak that soup up. Last...is the smell. We gotta cover up that Tam Kuk Gai. You mentioned cigars?

Lily:
There's two in the glove compartment, but he's been saving...

Robin:
Hand me those chopsticks.

[5 minutes later, Robin and Lily are smoking cigars]

Robin:
Mmm, hey, how 'bout some tunes? [500 Miles by The Proclaimers starts playing] Ohh, great song!

[Lily shudders]

Lily:
These cigars aren't helping at all.

Robin:
[grinning] Yeah, this was a terrible idea.

Lily:
Uggh, now it just smells like a...homeless guy threw up in here.

[Robin stares at her in amazement; Lily looks back at her. They have their alibi.]

[flash to present]

Marshall:
The broken windows?

Lily:
We had to make it look realistic!

Marshall:
Well why did you break two of them?

Robin:
Uhhh...it looked like fun when she did it so I wanted to try.

Marshall:
I can't believe this whole time it was you guys; I've been blaming Really Tan Dancing Leotard guy.