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How I Met Your Mother, Season 3

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

[Barney gets the gang a copy of a porn movie starring 'the other' Ted Mosby]

Barney:
Got it. Lance Hardwood, Sex Architect starring Ted Mosby.

Ted:
Terrific.

Barney:
[loads DVD] You'll notice I'm in the credits. I did some location scouting.

[DVD plays, showing Lance Hardwood and a woman] Lance Hardwood:
[taps keys] Here are the plans for the new International Sex Building.

Lance Hardwood:
[taps keys] Here are the plans for the new International Sex Building.

Ted:
That really looks like our apartment.

Barney:
It is. Oh, I should return these. [gives flat keys back to Ted] Woman: Oh, Sex Architect, you've done it again. Let's go celebrate on the couch.

Woman:
Oh, Sex Architect, you've done it again. Let's go celebrate on the couch.

Marshall, Ted, Robin and Lily:
OOOOHH!!! [stand up suddenly from the couch in disgust]

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