How I Met Your Mother, Season 3
Ted:
So I just got off the phone with Kathy. God, you guys are so right. I totally hear it now. ...See it now? ...Smell it? What is it? I left the table for two minutes. What could she possibly have done in that time that was so horrible? Was it -
[flashback to restaurant]
Ted:
I'll be back in one second.
Kathy:
One time, in tenth grade, as a joke, I told everyone that my English teacher had sex with me. He's still in jail.
Ted:
Or maybe...
[flashback to restaurant]
Ted:
I'll be back in a second.
Kathy:
So I volunteered at the pound.
Lily:
Oh isn't that nice!
Kathy:
You can't imagine the rush you get from killing an unwanted puppy. I make bracelets out of the collars. [shows her bracelet]
Ted:
Or...
[flashback to restaurant]
Ted:
I'll be back in one second.
Kathy:
I bet he's going to the urinal. Yeah, I remember when I had a penis.
[Barney spits out his water]
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