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How I Met Your Mother, Season 3

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

[Marshall will not take Robin's skepticism of miracles lightly and narrates one of his own miracle stories]

Marshall:
July, 1999, Kennedy airport.

[A flashback to March 1997, when Marshall arrives home from Amsterdam and checks into Immigration at JFK] Guard:
Did you enjoy [Looks at Marshall's passport] Amsterdam? Marshall: [Nervous] No? Nothing illegal. Some paintings... Guard: Alright Bob Marley. [Takes Marshall's backpack] Let's have a conversation! [another guard enters, coughing and eating a bag of chips.] Replacement Guard: Shift change! [First guard leaves; new guard looks at Marshall's passport] Amsterdam? Alright! Float on through, brother!

Guard:
Did you enjoy [Looks at Marshall's passport] Amsterdam?

Marshall:
[Nervous] No? Nothing illegal. Some paintings...

Guard:
Alright Bob Marley. [Takes Marshall's backpack] Let's have a conversation! [another guard enters, coughing and eating a bag of chips.]

Replacement Guard:
Shift change! [First guard leaves; new guard looks at Marshall's passport] Amsterdam? Alright! Float on through, brother!

Marshall:
[Current day] Miracle!!!!!

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