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How I Met Your Mother, Season 5

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

[During Marshall's fantasy with Lily dying of a hiccup disorder]

Lily:
It's time, baby.

Marshall:
[crying] I will never love again!

Lily:
No, Marshall, you must! And after an appropriate number of years you should find someone else - someone like that busty delivery girl from that one time and...plow her like a cornfield. [hiccups and dies; Marshall cries]

[at Lily's funeral]

Pastor:
...and so Marshall, to honor Lily, you must find that busty delivery girl from that one time, and plow her like a cornfield. [Ted, Robin, and Barney comfort Marshall, who's still crying]

[An appropriate number of years later, Marshall hears a knock at the door and opens it to reveal the delivery girl]

Busty Delivery Girl:
Delivery for Marshall Eriksen.

Marshall:
[looks up at heaven] This is for you, Lil. [to Busty Delivery Girl while opening his shirt] Where do I sign? [necks her]

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