How I Met Your Mother, Season 5
How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »
[Barney is explaining the concept of the "Sexless Inkeeper" to Ted]
Ted:
Wait, you're saying that girl just used me for a place to crash?
Barney:
Ted, you mentioned that you live right upstairs. She saw that tweed jacket which basically says you're not interested in nor probably even capable of having sex and she thought, hey, free lodging.
Ted:
No way, I'm not the Sexless Innkeeper.
Barney:
Ted, that girl had no intention of ever hooking up with you.
Robin:
Which is funny, because usually, it's the innkeeper who offers turn-down services. Oh! [highfives Barney]
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