How I Met Your Mother, Season 5
[Ted tries to convince Barney and Robin to apologize to Marshall and Lily for turning down their Couples Nights]
Ted:
Guys, Lily and Marshall haven't been to the bar all week. They're taking this really hard.
Barney:
Ted, I could listen to this guilt trip all day, but don't you have to get back up to the inn? I mean, who's working the front desk?
Ted:
Seriously, they're your friends, you got to apologize.
Barney:
To your point, Ted. As an innkeeper, do you do that cheap thing where you only change the linens upon request? I mean, I mean, I mean, how much water is that actually saving?
Ted:
Robin, you know I'm right. If a problem doesn't go away, usually just makes it bigger.
Robin:
You're right...
Ted:
Thank you.
Robin:
...all that sexlessness has made you wise.
Ted:
For God's sakes...[rushes out of the bar]
Barney:
[calls out to Ted] Mint on the pillow, Ted, and don't charge for WiFi, it seems greedy.
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