How I Met Your Mother, Season 5

[Ted tries to convince Barney and Robin to apologize to Marshall and Lily for turning down their Couples Nights]

Ted:
Guys, Lily and Marshall haven't been to the bar all week. They're taking this really hard.

Barney:
Ted, I could listen to this guilt trip all day, but don't you have to get back up to the inn? I mean, who's working the front desk?

Ted:
Seriously, they're your friends, you got to apologize.

Barney:
To your point, Ted. As an innkeeper, do you do that cheap thing where you only change the linens upon request? I mean, I mean, I mean, how much water is that actually saving?

Ted:
Robin, you know I'm right. If a problem doesn't go away, usually just makes it bigger.

Robin:
You're right...

Ted:
Thank you.

Robin:
...all that sexlessness has made you wise.

Ted:
For God's sakes...[rushes out of the bar]

Barney:
[calls out to Ted] Mint on the pillow, Ted, and don't charge for WiFi, it seems greedy.