How I Met Your Mother, Season 5

[Marshall and Lily talk about her father's presence at Thanksgiving]

Marshall:
[after recounting all the times she flashed the "You're Dead To Me" look at anybody] I supported you with all those random people, but this is your father, Lily. Can't we at least, give him some turkey?

Lily:
No.

Marshall:
Come on Lily, please. I can't ask the guy to leave on Thanksgiving.

Lily:
Oh, you don't have to ask. Just tell him it's really important for him to be here, and before you know it, he'll be at the Board Game Convention in Toledo giving your braces money to some guy claiming to be Milton Bradley.

Marshall:
He was just out trying to provide for the family.

Lily:
No, no, that's what my mom did by working two jobs. Marshall, that man broke my heart every single day for 20 years.

Marshall:
Well, let's just give him some dark meat.