How I Met Your Mother, Season 5

[Barney imagines being interviewed by Jim Nantz]

Jim Nantz:
Hello friends, every sport has had an icon who transcends the game. Boxing had Ali, basketball had Jordan, and the sport of sleeping with random hotties has my next guest, Mr. Barney Stinson. Barney, welcome.

Barney:
[shakes hands] Thanks Jim, great to be back on the show.

Jim:
Good to have you with us, and you know the stats that really speak for themselves - over 200 women, spanning six continents, 17 nationalities, 74 sexual positions, and not a single fatty. It's impressive. With all of these accomplishments though, there's one laurel that has eluded you...which brings us to last week. What's the story there?

Barney:
Buckle up, Jimbo, this one's a doozie.