How I Met Your Mother, Season 5
[knock at the door]
Lily:
Oh, that's the pizza. Baby, do you have any cash?
Marshall:
Oh, you know I, uh, actually I don't, uh, think that I should...have to pay. 'Cause I'm...not a fan of pizza.
[Stunned gasps]
Robin:
What?!?
Ted:
Marshall, we've driven halfway across the country for a piece of pizza literally hundreds of times.
Lily:
I once caught you eating pizza in the shower!
Arthur The Pizza Guy:
Marshall, there's a cartoon of you on our coupons.
Barney:
I'm not saying Marshall's a guy who likes pizza, but last time he went in for a physical, doctor says 'Marshall you've gotta stop eating pizza.' Marshall says 'Why?' Doc says 'So I can examine you!' But seriously, we kid because we love.
Marshall:
All right, look, the reason that I don't have any money on me is because...I got mugged. [long pause] Can somebody please pay Arthur, all right? I'm starving!! [to Arthur, kindly] How's your dad by the way?
Arthur:
Better.
Marshall:
Good!
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