How I Met Your Mother, Season 5

[knock at the door]

Lily:
Oh, that's the pizza. Baby, do you have any cash?

Marshall:
Oh, you know I, uh, actually I don't, uh, think that I should...have to pay. 'Cause I'm...not a fan of pizza.

[Stunned gasps]

Robin:
What?!?

Ted:
Marshall, we've driven halfway across the country for a piece of pizza literally hundreds of times.

Lily:
I once caught you eating pizza in the shower!

Arthur The Pizza Guy:
Marshall, there's a cartoon of you on our coupons.

Barney:
I'm not saying Marshall's a guy who likes pizza, but last time he went in for a physical, doctor says 'Marshall you've gotta stop eating pizza.' Marshall says 'Why?' Doc says 'So I can examine you!' But seriously, we kid because we love.

Marshall:
All right, look, the reason that I don't have any money on me is because...I got mugged. [long pause] Can somebody please pay Arthur, all right? I'm starving!! [to Arthur, kindly] How's your dad by the way?

Arthur:
Better.

Marshall:
Good!