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How I Met Your Mother, Season 5

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

[Marshall and Lily imagine what if they told the gang about their plans for a baby]

Barney:
[opens door] You guys bangin'?

Marshall and Lily:
Whaaaaaa!

Barney:
Just for the record, having a baby? Huge mistake. Now show me what you've got.

Ted:
[enters with balloons] Uncle Teddy's here. [Marshall and Lily scream] Quick question. How are you guys going to handle the whole Santa thing? I'm thinking just be honest. Aw, Hell. I'll dress up. [TV turns on, showing Robin. Marshall and Lily scream again]

Robin:
This just in... is what Marshall Eriksen is about to say to his wife as he attempts to impregnate her. Chopper 12 is live on the scene with Baby Watch 2010. [Gang sees live footage of helicopter just outside the room's window]

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