How I Met Your Mother, Season 7

[Marshall confronts Garrison Cootes over the piddly settlement from Gruber Pharmaceuticals]

Marshall:
Listen, I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday on how we all are going to die.

Cootes:
Oh, I'm not gonna die. I've bought a mine shaft in Colorado. I spent the past six months stocking it with canned goods, assault rifles, and all five seasons of Friday Night Lights.

Marshall:
First of all, you can skip season 2. Second of all, after our talk, I came pretty close to giving up myself, but then I went to the doctor with my wife, and I saw this. [shows Garrison ultrasound footage on laptop]

Cootes:
Boy or girl?

Marshall:
I don't know, but I know I sure as hell can't give up now. So if you're looking for someone to hold one end of the limbo stick, you got the wrong guy. You know why?

Cootes:
'Cause you're three feet taller than everyone in this office?

Marshall:
No, because if I'm going to work here, then first thing tomorrow, I'm going down to Gruber Pharmaceuticals and rejecting our offer - even if I have to do it myself.