How I Met Your Mother, Season 8

[Barney, Ted, and Robin bicker over the results of Who Wants to be a Godparent?]

Marshall:
Guys, guys, guys, okay alright!! Obviously, none of you knows what it means to be a parent.

Barney:
[scoffs] Obviously, neither of you two know what it means to be a friend anymore.

Marshall:
[offended] What are you talking about?

Ted:
Think about it. This is the most we've seen of you two in, five months.

Robin:
You don't seem to care what's going on in our lives unless it's an eight or higher.

Marshall:
Well, what do you expect? We have a baby now.

Lily:
Yeah, the days of closing down MacLaren's are over ... unless you want to get up with us at 5:13 in the morning to a screaming baby.

Ted:
So, that's it, the end of an era, just like that?

Marshall:
Look, we're sorry if we don't have enough time to sit down at the bar listening to silly little dating problems. When you have a baby, it's not just the most important thing in your life, it's the only important thing. When are you guys gonna get that?

Ted:
Think we get it. [leaves with Barney and Robin]