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How I Met Your Mother, Season 8

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

[Barney does his own version of LeBron James' Decision Special]

Barney:
Man, this whole free agent experience... it's been an unbelievable experience... a real, humbling experience. First all, the Lusty Leopard is where I developed my game. [looks at strippers] I have nothing but the utmost respect for you skanks...

Ted:
Let's just go stay at the Lusty Leopard. They have loyalty and heart, I bet you he rewards that.

Marshall:
LeBron moved on Ted, so should you.

Barney:
... but Barney Stinson has to do what's right for Barney Stinson's penis. In this fall... This is tough, um, in this fall, I'm going to take my talents ... to Mouth Beach. [Mouth Beach dancers and patrons rejoice]

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