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How I Met Your Mother, Season 8

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

[Lily and Ted begin jostling over Robin and Barney's wedding]

Robin:
I'm looking forward to it.

Lily:
Fine I'll do it for you. First thing we need to do is set a date- [reveals binder]

Ted:
May 25th, 2013.

Lily:
Thank you Ted, the ladies are talking.

Robin:
Actually, that is the date. Ted offered to help with the wedding, and well, uh...

Lily:
[sees Ted with bigger binder] That's a big binder.

Ted:
Oh this? This is just cakes. Anyway, we'll run the ceremony at that beautiful church out on Long Island where Victoria almost got married, lovely spot. And then, we're gonna have a big reception in a big white tent on the front lawn of the hotel. The colors are cream and lilac.

Lily:
[bumrushes Ted with Marshall holding her back] I'mma cut you bitch!

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