How I Met Your Mother, Season 9

[Reverend Lowell has had enough of the false stories of how Barney and Robin met and ordered them out, until Barney speaks his mind]

Barney:
You know what? We shouldn't have lied about our story. I love our story. Sure, it's messy, but it's the story that got us here, about to get married.

Robin:
I love it too, every messy chapter. I love that you slept with over 250 women before deciding that I was your favorite.

Reverend Lowell:
This is killing me.

Barney:
And I love that we just had to keep on having sex with each other even when we were dating other people.

Lowell:
This is really killing me.

Robin:
And I love that your marriage proposal involved a strip club, lying to me, and pretending to bang the woman I hate for two months.

Barney:
I love that we keep a running tally of all the different rooms we had sex in.

Robin:
And I love that two weeks ago, we put [looks at reverend] this room on that list.

Barney:
Ha? Come on Rev, that's gotta be worth some kind of a reaction, right? I mean, right where your hymnal is where we.. where we.. [notices blank stare; Barney gets closer and sees the Reverend is dead; to Robin] Well, that's not what you want.