How I Met Your Mother, Season 9

[Ted admits that he broke up with Victoria because of Robin, who wants to know the truth]

Ted:
I'm not gonna answer the question, because you know the answer. You want to talk about my Top Five? There's no Top Five, Robin, there's just a Top One - and it's you. And the only reason I'm saying it is, 'cuz I know it's not gonna change anything. You and Barney are getting married today. If I have to hold the shotgun myself, it's happening.

Robin:
I thought you don't like guns.

Ted:
I'm the best man. I swore on the Bro Code. I don't want to go to Bro Hell.

Robin:
Bro Hell sounds bad.

Ted:
I'm sure Barney's got a whole thing about Bro Hell.

Robin:
But... What about when we get back from our honeymoon? What about our first night out at the bar, what then? Is it gonna be weird?

Ted:
No.

Robin:
How can you be so sure?

Ted:
Because I'm not gonna be there. I'm moving to Chicago.