How I Met Your Mother, Season 9

Ted:
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

Penny Mosby:
That's it?

Ted:
That's it.

Penny:
No. I don't buy it. That is not the reason you made us listen to this.

Ted:
Oh, really? Then what's the reason?

Penny:
Let's look at the facts here. You made us sit down and listen to this story about how you met Mom, yet Mom's hardly in the story. No. This is a story about how you're totally in love with Aunt Robin. And you're thinking of asking her out, and you want to know if we're okay with it.

Ted:
I can't believe this. I kept this story short and to the point, and you guys still missed it. The point of this story is that -

Penny:
Is that you totally, totally, totally have the hots for Aunt Robin.

Ted:
No, I don't.

Penny:
Yes, you do.

Ted:
You're grounded.

Luke Mosby:
Wow, you're really into Aunt-

Ted:
You're grounded too! Okay, suppose I were interested in Aunt Robin in that way, it's not like I'd do anything about it. I got you guys to think about.

Penny:
Dad, we love Aunt Robin.

Luke:
Whenever she comes home for dinner, you guys are so obvious.

Penny:
Come on, Dad. Mom's been gone for six years now. It's time.