In Plain Sight, Season 1

Marshall:
I brought you coffee and a bagel.

Mary:
You suck.

Marshall:
Excuse me? Aw, are you still on the juice fast? Aren't you crabby enough without adding Spirulina to the mix?

Mary:
Bite me. I'm trying to do something healthy for a change.

Marshall:
Why?

Mary:
Why? How about because being healthy is better than not being healthy.

Marshall:
It doesn't suit you. It seems oddly out of character. Kind of unsettling.

Mary:
Did you ever stop to think that what's in character for me isn't working for me? I'm 35-ish, I don't have a boyfriend, I live by myself, I go to work, come home, go to work. Is it so beyond the realm of reason that I want just a little bit more from my life, or is that just too much for you to wrap your little pea-brain around?

Marshall:
I've gotta believe this is the Spirulina talking.