In Plain Sight, Season 3

[Father Gabe has opted out of WITSEC]

Gabe:
I should be going. I've got to work this weekend. My new parish needs me.

Mary:
Of course they need you. A church in Vegas? God knows what those derelicts have been up to.

Gabe:
He does, indeed.

Mary:
I don't like you opting out of WITSEC. A courtroom full of guilty doesn't make you safe. Even Flora knows that.

Gabe:
I'm glad she's coming into the program, but my mind's made up. I've got a new parish, a new city, one last name change. Only the calling's the same. To quote one of the all time great philosophers...

Mary:
Please don't.

Gabe:
(imitating Popeye) "I am what I am."

Mary:
(laughs) Amen to that. Hey, I got you a little something. Just something.

Gabe:
Whoa! Should I open it?

Mary:
Uh, in the car. It's a sign. Not your kind. My kind. A sign. You can hang it on your wall.

Gabe:
Ah!

Mary:
So...

Gabe:
Bless you, Mary.

Mary:
Take a hike, Father. Oh! Hey, I owe you a punch line.

Gabe:
That you do. Let's hear it.

Mary:
A priest, a stripper, and a cop walk into a bar. Bartender looks at them and says... "What is this? Some kind of joke?"