In Plain Sight, Season 4

Marshall:
You're not annoyed at taking a backseat?

Mary:
Are you kidding me? It's Goofus & Gallant in there I get the easy one. The backseat's the least I could hope for; I'm looking for the trunk.

Stan:
Good. That's good. Good deal.

Mary:
As for your smug little attitude, I'm not so much bothered by it as I am memorizing it. You know, for when this all blows up in your face.

Stan:
There we go.

Mary:
And for the record, just because my boobs are so big Dolly Parton could sue for silhouette infringement, doesn't mean I'm some delicate flower, some porcelain doll.

Marshall:
You know, a layer of porcelain is incorporated into the shell of most modern tanks as an anti-explosive.

Mary:
Look, this isn't new. This is no big deal. We've been pushing them out since time began. In mangers, in taxicabs, out in the fields. You think this is going to stop me from doing my job? [phone rings] Watch. [looks at phone] Damn it.

Marshall:
What do you got?

Mary:
Ultrasound appointment.

Marshall:
[deadpan] Have fun.