In Plain Sight, Season 4

Marshall:
"Luke" now. Interesting.

Mary:
What's interesting? It's his name.

Marshall:
You two went to lunch?

Mary:
I had to eat. He was there. Whatever.

Marshall:
You make it sound so romantic.

Mary:
Romantic? Marshall. Look at me. Babar's sexier than I am.

Marshall:
Pregnant women are only less attractive to men who have never... consummated with one.

Mary:
Oh. What?

Marshall:
No. I mean, it wasn't my baby.

Mary:
Blech, Marshall. Gross. Look, if you're into that stuff, find a website.

Marshall:
No, it's complicated. I was in college.

Mary:
Okay, you need to stop talking now. What is all this? What, you got a mope angling for new digs? Uh, it's, uh...

Marshall:
It's not for a witness. It's for me. For me and Abigail, actually.

Mary:
You and Abigail. Interesting. So who's renting the u-haul?

Marshall:
Still sorting that out. We've both gotten pretty set in our ways.

Mary:
Yeah, well... How set in her ways could a 12-year-old get, right?

Marshall:
Point is, my place doesn't feel right to her, her place doesn't feel right to me.

Mary:
Hmm. That's odd. I mean, Abigail's so neat and girly, and you're so neat and girly. Well, you know what I think.

Marshall:
It's not a sign that we shouldn't move in together. It's a--a glitch.

Mary:
A glitch.

Marshall:
A bump.

Mary:
A bump. Huh. Here you go. How about this place? The prairie-style one. It's perfect.