In Plain Sight, Season 4

Mary:
God, I'm tired.

Marshall:
You're in your third trimester. The baby's exerting pressure on your lumbar spine, obstructing the venous return from your legs.

Mary:
Is it wrong to want to pop this kid out early on the off chance it'll stop your graphic recollections of freshman bio?

Marshall:
It's perfectly natural.

Mary:
I should have been here for her. [referring to her sister Brandi]

Marshall:
It was impossible today, and you are every other day.

Mary:
Marshall, it was her wedding day and I was AWOL. AWOL maid of honor. So, earlier, you know, thanks for, you know.

Marshall:
The courthouse?

Mary:
Yeah. By the way, you falling on top of me instead of her, how'd that go over with Nancy Drew?

Marshall:
I told her it was just instinct.

Mary:
You douche. You said that?

Marshall:
She understands. She gets it. You're my partner.

Mary:
Yeah. Running through that hallway today, the bullets flying, the running, I don't know. I just, you really feel the weight of this, you know? I just... I don't know.

Abigail:
Marshall. Hey.

Marshall:
Uh, listen, I can...

Mary:
No, no. It's fine. I'm fine. Really.

Marshall:
You need a lift?

Mary:
I'm good.

Marshall:
Come on. I'm not going to leave you, literally, at the altar. Well, technically it's a chuppah. A chuppah. Chuppah.

Mary:
Don't. Don't make me laugh. My uterus. No guttural C-H.