The Inbetweeners, Series 2

Will:
Look, I put a lot of effort into this! I made a really nice coq au vin...

Jay:
Cock of what?!

Simon:
You don't help yourself, do you?

Will:
Oh yes, I see, 'coq' au vin, very mature! It actually mean chicken in wine, doesn't it, Patrice?

Patrice:
[bored] Quoi?

Will:
Well, it does, and it doesn't mean cock up my arse, or cock on my head, or...

Simon:
...you got some cock in the back of a van...

Will:
Or that I got some cock in the back of a van! Look, all I wanted was a nice, civilised and sophisticated dinner party. Just something a little different from the usual parties - maybe even the sort of party that girls are impressed by! OK, so there aren't any girls here, but why don't we at least attempt to have a sophisticated conversation? I know it's a tall order, and I'm not expecting sparkling, but let's give it a go, eh, since it is my FUCKING BIRTHDAY!